Things likely to be said at my funeral
--"We still haven't figured out how such a small girl got such a big ass."
--"I didn't really know it was possible to check your email 8 times in one minute, but I guess it is. Tasha did it all the time."
--"How can someone spend five hours reading one blog?"
--"Tasha never did know how to work hard. Or smart, for that matter."
--"I didn't really know it was possible to check your email 8 times in one minute, but I guess it is. Tasha did it all the time."
--"How can someone spend five hours reading one blog?"
--"Tasha never did know how to work hard. Or smart, for that matter."
posted by Tasha at
5:23 PM
3 Comments:
i will attest here and now that i would never say any of those terrible things about you at your funeral. I will say only the truth: she was a beautiful and caring individual, despite her tough exterior.
Besides:
The first one is NOT true - have you watched the back of this girl walk? I think it's still moving...
Besides - guys like BOootay....not that you have one, but i'm just sayin.
#2 is very impressive and if you want me to, i will say that.
The last two, i am definitely guilty of. so there.
We might as well be at the same funeral. but i don't think it's kosher to say: I'll die if you die? like we say "i'll go if you go".
By
akd, at 6:01 PM
Oh, Oh, Oh I call dibs on the first one! I call dibs on the first one. Who better to say a big ass comment that another small girl with a big ass!
By
Aundra, at 10:37 PM
Hahaha. Some of those are a little harsh. But funny. I will not say any of those things at your funeral...except maybe the one about checking your email.
By
Lorien, at 5:51 PM
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