Paste it in the head!


Friday, October 27, 2006

Things likely to be said at my funeral

--"We still haven't figured out how such a small girl got such a big ass."

--"I didn't really know it was possible to check your email 8 times in one minute, but I guess it is. Tasha did it all the time."

--"How can someone spend five hours reading one blog?"

--"Tasha never did know how to work hard. Or smart, for that matter."


  • i will attest here and now that i would never say any of those terrible things about you at your funeral. I will say only the truth: she was a beautiful and caring individual, despite her tough exterior.
    The first one is NOT true - have you watched the back of this girl walk? I think it's still moving...
    Besides - guys like BOootay....not that you have one, but i'm just sayin.

    #2 is very impressive and if you want me to, i will say that.

    The last two, i am definitely guilty of. so there.

    We might as well be at the same funeral. but i don't think it's kosher to say: I'll die if you die? like we say "i'll go if you go".

    By Blogger akd, at 6:01 PM  

  • Oh, Oh, Oh I call dibs on the first one! I call dibs on the first one. Who better to say a big ass comment that another small girl with a big ass!

    By Blogger Aundra, at 10:37 PM  

  • Hahaha. Some of those are a little harsh. But funny. I will not say any of those things at your funeral...except maybe the one about checking your email.

    By Anonymous Lorien, at 5:51 PM  

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