Paste it in the head!


Thursday, May 25, 2006

Don't leave me with the dead squirrel.*

Don't go flitting off to your boyfriend's house and leave me to take out the garbage can that contains the (double-bagged) dead squirrel. I know that I didn't help to remove it from the rain gutter, but seriously, I cannot come within 10 feet of dead, possibly (definitely by now) maggoty animals without having a serious nervous breakdown. Do you really want your roommate to be taken away in a straitjacket?

* Yes I'm feeling passive fucking aggressive. I reserve the right to express that passive aggression in my blog.


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